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Unread postPosted: Thu Sep 06, 2007 12:26 am 
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COOL,,invent your own alien woman, :lol: :lol:



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Sorry Borg, she's going to be booked out for the next 6 months, but I'll give her your greetings :lol:

Oh no, I think I'm being "abducted" again....she's a feisty one.


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Total Recall much?

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